Angels vs. Demons 1.0

Ay Primavera!

It's FINALLY starting to warm up after months of depressing weather. No more coats, windows rolled down, music blasting from every car... the sun is shining, the wind is blowing and the trees and flowers are in bloom.

As that sun hits your skin and that wind blows through your hair, the stinch of what could only be described as "expired vagina" bitch slaps that smile off your face. haha

And contrary to popular belief, it's not the money you could be saving with Geico. lol

But instead it is these lil nasties....

I love this season, but why in the hell do these trees smell like that?

And I have one right outside my window. I just don't get it. lol

These trees are like the equivalant of a really pretty girl or sexy dude who has the worst personality or they happen to be a really big hoe. It just ruins everything for them. lol

So random but it was on my mind.



  1. yeah, thats definitely NOT the $$ I saved with Geico lol

  2. lol most DEFINITELY not. I
    've already had 3 run-ins with these trees today. oy ve.

  3. lol you you need to add chicks in skirts as a angel lol

  4. OMG!!! I walked past one of those trees and about died! The smell was soooo bad! AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!! LOL