"Eat the cake Annie Mae!"

It looks like Rihanna and Chris ARE back together indeed.

aka Rihanna is a dumbass as I thought

Here are the pics to back it up:

So Chris Brown is set to be in court today and he has been charged with 2 felonies.
I heard Rihanna's crazy ass is going to testify for him but who knows.

And someone got a hold of the police report and
this is what she told the cops:

"After Rihanna read a text message on Brown's phone from a woman, he tried to force Rihanna out of the car, but couldn't because she was wearing her seatbelt.
--Brown then slammed Rihanna's head against her window, and when Rihanna turned to face him, he punched her.
--The notes said blood spattered on Rihanna's clothing and the interior of the Lamborghini.
--Rihanna also called her assistant, according to FOX 11, leaving a message saying, "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there."
--Brown then reportedly replied, "You just did the stupidest thing ever. I'm going to kill you," and proceeded to punch and bite Rihanna. He allegedly put her in a headlock so long that she almost lost consciousness. "

Oh and not only is she crazy for going back w/ this bitch of a man, but she also is ignoring her family!
Her father told reporters today:
"But I can't get on to her. Her mother can't get on to her, her brother told me she changed her email. Somebody has a stranglehold on her. I'm lost."

This confirms that this isn't the first time he's put his hands on her yet she goes back.
Battered women go back to their abusers an average of 5 times.
I wonder how many times Chris has left?


  1. why does that Eve and Faith Hill song play in my head when I read this lol

    Love is blind and it will take over your mind......


  2. lol pretty much.

    "Love is crazy and it will make you stay with niggas that make you look like a swollen face monster."

    Yeah those are my lyrics tailored to Rihanna's crazy butt. lol smh.