I'm wiggly bitches.

So, a few weeks ago Jai went missing. lol
No one talked to her for like 10 hours (and that niglet usually calls me every hour on the hour lol). It was like past 12 and she wasn't home, phone was dead, etc.

So, I decided to make my facebook status about her to see if I could find her.
Turns out, she had been changing her status on facebook and all that jazz, just living it up while I was worried sick. lol

So she saw my status and so did our friend Tony and from that point on, it was history lol

This is the convo (that was under my facebook status)

between me,LMo:

Jai:

Tony:

...and it had over 50comments!

It was HI-LARIOUS!!

(for the record, "b.b.d.s." stands for "Big Billion Dollar Swag" which is an abreviation for what Tony calls his swag from an inside joke we have)(for the other record, my swag trumps Tony's ALL DAY)

This first line is my initial status...

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Leslie Lmo Moore saying i hate you! lol try charging you phone! and not being MIA

Jai Moore at 12:31am April 22
hahaha

Leslie Lmo Moore at 12:41am April 22
dont laugh u little freak! the homey was about to form a search party covering lebanon to fairview lol. i was gon get araina to cover the eville area! lol

Jai Moore at 12:43am April 22
lol I didnt think you cared. I thought I was just some curly haired, light skinned girl with glasses that you talked to every once in a while. But sorry, it's not my fault.My swag made me turn off my phone. The haters kept blowing my phone up in class...

Tony Mr.fantastikk Mitchell at 12:45am April 22
do NOT i repeat do NOT use swag as an excuse...LMAO...its just not acceptable..me and maxine (my car) were driving around everywhere looking...LOL

Jai Moore at 12:49am April 22
LMAO. Leslie told me about yall lil swag battle so I figured it would work. Lol tell Maxine(what kinda name is that anyway?) that I am sorry. Maybe her and White Girl will have a play date to make up for it. lol

Tony Mr.fantastikk Mitchell at 12:52am April 22
First of all...u dont know nothing abt the "Big Billion Dollar Swag"...LMAO..and...Maxine..now thats a smooth A name..she just sound sexy...LMAO..and she is..BELIEVE DAT!!!

Leslie Lmo Moore at 12:53am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
haha hehe hoho.... lies! and i dont like liars...i like truthers!!

Tony Mr.fantastikk Mitchell at 12:54am April 22
ok Ms. V.I.P..M.I.P...ABC..DEF..G face A..LMAO

Leslie Lmo Moore at 1:00am April 22
omg why did i just get a text that erased everything i was writing!!! ahhhhh. anyway tony: lol in general. Jai, redbone can come down to battle whitegirl(and maxine-get ya big living single enthusiast) and why did my swag just tell me that b.b.d.s. was on the swag network and reportedly that nigga jus went bankrupt. dang tony. im sorry 4 ur loss. if u need anything, me and () ,which is my swags prescence, not name) got u. ;) lmao

Leslie Lmo Moore at 1:00am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
not the ALPHAbet lol

Jai Moore at 1:02am April 22
Dang, Nuplet I knew the economy was getting hit hard but I didnt think your swag was losing investors like that...Man, R.I.P. smh..and Redbone? I thought it was McLovin?And por favor, you know White Girl is an Autobot. nuff said

Leslie Lmo Moore at 1:07am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
naw thats def my redbone hoe! and yea the economy just brought poor poor b.b.d.s. down. that just really sucks 4 u tony. swaggless...damn shame! anyway. we should hold a service for b.b.d.s. i can free my schedule whenever..ok...im there 4 u. it must b cold out there w/o swag.

Tony Mr.fantastikk Mitchell at 1:09am April 22
WOW...its funny how Big Billion Dollar swags name is always in you mouth leslie...i just don't get it.LOL..and please dont try to make initials of my swag's name...it doesnt work like that.. who has a swag with some parenthesis as a presence???? that has to be the wackest thing. So since u seem a little slow today i guess i'll teach u...the word ... billion means- a cardinal number represented in the U.S. by 1 followed by 9 zeros, and in Great Britain by 1 followed by 12 zeros. Dollars happen to be currency..which u need to have your internet working...there for by the process of inductive reasoning...BILLION DOLLAR SWAG cannot..i repeat cannot be bankrupt...thank you and i just sent u some super glue for ur cracked face...HAHAHAHAHAHAH...yada yada yada...oh..and HA

Leslie Lmo Moore at 1:14am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
im happy webster works on your computer TONY! But the fact of the matter is...B.B.D.S. or whatever u wanna call it is going bankrupt. so sorry. i bought him some american living and u.s. polo association clothing so he can stay warm on the cold streets of lebanon. and i want u to kno that im literally laughing out loud while typing this. good work ... defining billion and everything but it has no relevance to u. im going to forward that glue right back to your house right after i use to to fix your cracked swaggs reputation. yada yada yada etc etc lmao

Jai Moore at 1:16am April 22
LMFAO! You have both fallen into my trap! Your arguments are my entertainment. insert evil laugh! HA HA HA HA

Leslie Lmo Moore at 1:18am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
and i PAID for my internet! lol didnt do the job tho :(

Leslie Lmo Moore at 1:19am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
JAI IM HELLA WEAK OVER HERE! like foreal this is hella funny.

Tony Mr.fantastikk Mitchell at 1:19am April 22
Naw...my swag can't be cracked but your swag on the other hand...HAHAHA..Leslie y does it keep saying facebook mobile when u type something thats odd???...is ur internet working at home??? anyway thats irrelevant..but did u get to watch the game on BET today?? or is ur cable not working either...i mean i guess what im saying..to have such ... extraordinary swag...u sure are hurting quite a bit...btw...my swag doesnt wear fashion from the place u work..but hey..im sure u gonna be lookin real cute with ur american livin jacket..ur el tigre shirt..and rocking ur fav jordache jeans at the party this weeek...dont hurt em too bad...LOL

Jai Moore at 1:24am April 22
LMAO. Why you gotta hit her with that cable?!! haha

Leslie Lmo Moore at 1:25am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
i wont hurt em tooo bad. but thats def not wat ima b rockin. u kno u the one wit ur american living jacket...str8 christmas style! dont do me tony lol. and like u kno...i paid my bills...but still get penalized for the decisions of others! bomp for trying tho! and if ur swag cant b cracked then why is it over here now trying to get put back together. U GOT THAT OL HUMPTY DUMPTY A SWAGG lol im sooo weak!

Jai Moore at 1:27am April 22
lol is this you Tony pre-fall?http://haleyy103.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/humpty_dumpty_doll.jpg

Leslie Lmo Moore at 1:28am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
and swagg is priceless my good man! while u keep putting a dollar amount on yours. yours is worth a billion huh...yea thats cool.....i guess but its def not the best! halla at me when u tryna get on my swagg's level...u def wont reach it...but we can try to get u out of that bankrupt state u in now.

Leslie Lmo Moore at 1:28am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
jai lmao

Tony Mr.fantastikk Mitchell at 1:30am April 22
Now leslie...u know u over there tryna watch old youtube episodes of my brother and me on your phone..but u still got the nokia 100, now humpty dumpty??...is that the best u could think of?? U were the main 1 who didnt even know if ur swag was a ghost or an aura of whatever...u need to step ya game up. I mean i tried to text u and let u know that swag surfin was the new joint on BET...but u couldnt even watch it...damn shame..i mean im sure if u grab some aluminum foil and make an antena u mayb able to pick up cbs and watch arthur and teletubies face A!!!!!!!!!

Jai Moore at 1:30am April 22
Everytime I look at Tony's pre-fall sawg I bug the eff up! LMFAO! It is so weak looking!

Leslie Lmo Moore at 1:30am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
please show this mans swagg post fall! lol cuz i def got the super glue out(that tony sent me) tryna fix his swagg! lol

Tony Mr.fantastikk Mitchell at 1:32am April 22
Jai...u wanted nigga...nigga here now..!!!

Leslie Lmo Moore at 1:34am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
and arthur is my damn SHOW! Real talk, so while u was tryna flame, it didnt really work out. and no no buddy, YOU didnt kno wat my swagg was...and thats ok...bc its not easily understandable. its for the most complex of minds. but thats ok cuz while your swagg is surfing, my swagg is just laughing from the beach watching you strugglin to stay above water!

Jai Moore at 1:35am April 22
Before:http://tinyurl.com/cxzaw5
During: http://tinyurl.com/ch5zd2
After:http://tinyurl.com/55ccve
"Im wiggly bitches." lmao!

Jai Moore at 1:35am April 22
LMAO! Nigga hea naw! Thats my movie! Imma watch it when I get home.

Leslie Lmo Moore at 1:35am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
nigga here na! lmao. thats one of my favorite quotes

Tony Mr.fantastikk Mitchell at 1:39am April 22
Leslie...now c'mon..u know its not just arthur...u bout the only person i know who miss classes to watch the morning lineup ol gullah gullah benya benya face A...u keep on ima get some ladybugs to scare yo scary A...and Jai..u shouldve left ur pen and pad at the house w/ yo cosigning sister sister..tia and tamara..muff and francine frensky lookin A... ima take it easy on u for that humpty dumpty..but if u continue to go...lets just say me and my man sterling gonna have alot of fun tomorrow...!!!!..LMAO..and yes leslie..u do look like francine off arthur w yo jcpenny jean wearin A...LMAO

Jai Moore at 1:40am April 22
Did you just threaten to rape my poor dog Sterling? GA-ROSSSSS! lol

Leslie Lmo Moore at 1:44am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
lmao!! tony you're a dog raper! ewww. so thats what puts the stikk in mr. fantastikk. you're tryna stikk it 2 my dogs.eww keep it away from the both of them! lol

Leslie Lmo Moore at 1:45am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
btw...you're pretty knowledgeable of these cartoons buddy...hidden hobby...i think yes!

Tony Mr.fantastikk Mitchell at 1:45am April 22
WOW..for real???ok...the line has officially been crossed

Jai Moore at 1:46am April 22
Line was crossed 9 comments ago my brotha.

Leslie Lmo Moore at 1:47am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
the line crossed? lol shhhh

Tony Mr.fantastikk Mitchell at 1:47am April 22
btw...leslie im feelin the new blogsite http://www.purplelagoon.org/Aisha/main.html

Leslie Lmo Moore at 1:48am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
tony u drowning over here! thats what u get for tryna swagg surf without knowing how to swim! (in-deed)

Tony Mr.fantastikk Mitchell at 1:51am April 22
Not at all....u prob cant see pics on that phone of urs...its cool i totally forgot...i do apologize..LOL

Jai Moore at 1:52am April 22
LMAO! Did you have that bookmarked on your laptop? You a fool.

Leslie Lmo Moore at 1:54am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
um my phone is legit thank u. and please dont try to share your favorited sites with me mr. i kno u got a crush on the yellow ranger, but i thought u wur tryna keep that secret. oh well...u made me spill the beans darnit

Tony Mr.fantastikk Mitchell at 1:55am April 22

Yeah.. my bad... but jai, why u aint put that fly pic i saw of up on the blogsite...
http://media.photobucket.com/image/old%20school%20queen%20latifah/haylough/17215133-17215137-large.jpg. FIGHT THE POWER SISTA

Leslie Lmo Moore at 1:55am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
my thoughts exactly: this negro making late nite trips to the purplelagoon when his roomates r asleep. got nicknames for it and ish...callin it his 'purp' and stuff.

Jai Moore at 2:00am April 22
LMAO! It aint justice...it's just us!And look at poor Tony....he has to resort to looting with his swag stock at the lowest since the Depression.http://tinyurl.com/cz9lmh

Leslie Lmo Moore at 2:03am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
lmao! this nigg hair line is falling wayyyy back. and i see you Ace, being an innovative Thinker over there wit the beer in your back pocket like that! get it boy!

Tony Mr.fantastikk Mitchell at 2:06am April 22
NICE UNO...and leslie..if u dont know that jai is doing this for her own personally gain...then...idk..but i refuse to be another statistic in jai's book of statistics...LMAO so i'll leave yal with this..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZVxjH04aIY LMAO

Leslie Lmo Moore at 2:13am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
thats ok boo...you gave it the good fight! and thats all u can do ok? and this is for my gain also...bc i was weak the entire time.

Jai Moore at 2:20am April 22
too late, your ink has dried in my evil plan notebook and now Im just doing this...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7edeOEuXdMU

Leslie Lmo Moore at 2:23am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
yea but tony is you're done then(for tonight) im done too. fun times tho. we should do this again ;)

Tony Mr.fantastikk Mitchell at 2:23am April 22
lol.....touche...mos def touche..LOL

Jai Moore at 2:27am April 22
2 hours straight. Record breaking.

Leslie Lmo Moore at 2:29am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
i know!! 54 comments....record breaking! i swear we all hella foolish lol

Jai Moore at 2:30am April 22
If this were on the blog I would tag this post "foolishness"

Tony Mr.fantastikk Mitchell at 2:30am April 22
LMAO...exactly..

Leslie Lmo Moore at 2:32am April 22 via Facebook Mobile
like i put on ur wall...im putting this up there. tony can finally get his shine on on the aisle. lol.

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and that concludes our segment of swaggerless nation (in Tony's case, lol).
I hope you found that to be entertaining because I sure am tickled pink over here. (hence the font lol)

until later,
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