So I was talking with LMo and she's like:
LMo: Jai, have you seen Teyana Taylor's Spectacular video?
Jai: No. What video?
LMo: What?! It's old. She made a fake Spectacular video and she is so annoying!
I couldn't even watch it. She just kept repeating, "all the Omarionsssss, all the Chris Brownssssss". It wasnt funny at all! She just urks me.
So like any red-blooded American, I watch it and as my right-hand woman informed me, it was level 9 egregious!
Teyana Taylor falls into that "What the fuck?" category for me.
"What the fuck am I watching this for?"...or better yet
"What the fuck am I doing wrong? If this chick is famous, why aren't my friends and I on the Daily 10 (slot 9-6)?"
Don't get me wrong.
Teyana Taylor can dance her ass off, she's cute as all heck and she has a sick body, but she spends her time creating socially awkward videos and the sad part is, she does it on purpose so that doe-doe's like myself will blog about it.
That Teyana is one sneaky, sly bitch!
But it gets worse because ya girl pulled a Stephon "I didn't take my Midol" Marbury here:
Who: does this?
What: the hell?
When: did this become acceptable?
Why: is she crying?
P.S. I met her last year and she is hella short and fly.
P.S.S. That's a weave and I was pissed when I found out :(