In my Blackberry vs. iPhone post, I listed some of the greatest rivalries of all time and one of them happens to be "Tony Perkis vs. fat kids".
If you don't know what I'm referring to, I will judge you...harshly.
As far as I'm concerned, you aren't even a real American if you haven't seen "Heavyweights".
"Come on you devil log!"
"Attention. Lunch has been cancelled today due to lack of hustle. Deal with it."
"How you doin' Lil Tony? Bad."
"Hey, I like comedians. Perhaps I can book you on a tour."